Dear Mr. Jane,
You are my example in body building, and I badly need to know your body parameters. Yeah, this does sound awkward, but I have my reasons: I made a deal with my girlfriend who is much worried about me growing too big. I made her promise that once I reach your level, she will quit smoking. Now I'm sure you realize how important it is for human kind to carry out this project.
I hope you will have the time to share these data with me.
Your greatest fan from Hungary,
Sandor